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Humorous Images
« on: March 22, 2008, 10:47:05 PM »
A thread for humorous images relating to health. Feel free to post any you find or create.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2008, 04:57:17 PM by Matt Emery »

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2008, 01:48:42 AM »
I have a feeling this thread is going to be good   8)

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2008, 02:17:05 AM »

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2008, 02:52:20 AM »
And now... the funniest picture of all;


Bwahahaha... ridiculous, just, ridiculous.

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2008, 03:22:31 AM »
Unfortunately yes. The recommendation of 6-12 serves of breads and cereals is just ridiculous. Mmmm diabetes....it's what's for lunch.

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2008, 04:02:39 AM »
Unfortunately yes. The recommendation of 6-12 serves of breads and cereals is just ridiculous. Mmmm diabetes....it's what's for lunch.

I've always suspected that 'The Food Pyramid' is based on pragmatism, rather than nutrition - or a combination of the two.  In other words, they won't illustrate veges/meats in greater amounts because they tend to more expensive for the householder.

If my suspicion is correct, I would like them to make two (or more) unique pyramids; a 'Pragmatic Pyramid', and a 'Nutritional Pyramid'.
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2008, 05:55:22 AM »
The food pyramid is a joke. Why would I eat eggs fish and meat in moderation? I eat plenty of eggs and I'd bet I'm a whole lot healthier than most doctors. Ditch this crap.

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2008, 06:18:36 PM »
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 09:36:12 AM »


This guy advertises here in the states, for Quaker Oatmeal, and he's the spokesman for Liberty Medical where he talks at length about his "diabeetus" medicine. Oatmeal rots your brain, too.
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 09:38:49 AM »
... oh and by the way, it should say: "Eat your damned oatmeal."  ;)
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 04:35:53 AM »
The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 11:19:11 AM »
The food pyramid is a joke. Why would I eat eggs fish and meat in moderation? I eat plenty of eggs and I'd bet I'm a whole lot healthier than most doctors. Ditch this crap.

Are you refering to the doctors that 'smoke camels?' lol. These pics are blowing my mind, and we wonder why humans as a whole are having issues w/ diabetes, obesity, hypertemsion, etc.

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2010, 07:33:07 PM »


 ;D 
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2010, 08:16:08 PM »
You have to love the way they use the words light and active. Its almost like there trying to insinuate that cola provides the energy of youth while helping you lose weight. You also have to like the way they use sex appeal to draw you into the add.
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2010, 03:47:39 AM »
Finders keepers...

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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2010, 02:28:40 AM »
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Re: Humorous Images
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 04:15:26 AM »
Spooky... ;D



Goddess of bread...
« Last Edit: April 13, 2010, 04:37:15 AM by houmax »
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« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2010, 01:38:29 AM »
Refine Sugar as health food???  ;D

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« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2010, 02:19:20 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2010, 05:06:12 AM »
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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2010, 10:21:01 PM »
There's no food faster than a piece of fruit.

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Re: Humorous Images
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2010, 01:10:50 PM »
Could a company get away with this add in America today?

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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2010, 12:19:46 PM »
The man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war, and afterward he turns his rifle in at the armory and believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle and the power the rifle proffered. The cold weight, the buttstock in the shoulder, the sexy slope and fall of the trigger guard. - Anthony Swofford...

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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2010, 12:23:43 PM »
You have to love the way they use the words light and active. Its almost like there trying to insinuate that cola provides the energy of youth while helping you lose weight. You also have to like the way they use sex appeal to draw you into the add.

It looks like she is letting the man look up her skirt on purpose her eyes say it all...
The man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war, and afterward he turns his rifle in at the armory and believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle and the power the rifle proffered. The cold weight, the buttstock in the shoulder, the sexy slope and fall of the trigger guard. - Anthony Swofford...