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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2010, 12:52:07 PM » |
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible." -- Ralph Wiggum
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" -- Troy McClure
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" -- Homer Simpson
Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” -- Troy McClure
"We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy." -- Milhouse Van Houten
“Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion." -- Superintendent Chalmers
"Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…" -- Krusty the Clown
"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you?" -- Homer Simpson
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2010, 06:08:15 PM » |
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Golden, absolutely golden.
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There's no food faster than a piece of fruit.
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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2010, 11:52:21 PM » |
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"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows that youre scared to death" -Earl Wilson
" I'm not sure where I'm going right now, but one foot keeps stepping in front of the other and my drive doesn't allow me to even contemplate giving up" -Me
"It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe." -Ali
"Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life. " -Faulkner
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." -William Arther Ward
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2010, 09:26:57 AM » |
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“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.” -- Homer Simpson
“Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV” -- Homer Simpson
“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.” -- Homer Simpson
“All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.” -- Homer Sipmson
“Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.” -- Homer Simpson
“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers” -- Homer Simpson
“Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.” -Homer Simpson
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2010, 04:44:01 PM » |
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An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
Benjamin Franklin
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Benjamin Franklin
Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
Benjamin Franklin
He that can have patience can have what he will.
Benjamin Franklin
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Benjamin Franklin
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2010, 10:07:36 AM » |
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"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live." -- Oscar Wilde
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2010, 04:00:59 PM » |
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"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." -- Carl Sagan
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2010, 01:17:27 AM » |
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“As soon as the mind pulls out an agenda and decides what needs to change, that’s unreality. Life doesn’t need to decide who’s right and who’s wrong. Life doesn’t need to know the “right” way to go because it’s going there anyway.”
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« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2010, 02:20:52 AM » |
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Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful, and multiply." But not in those words. -- Woody Allen
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Fight apathy, or not.
Hoon responsibly.
"The trouble with internet quotations is that most are just made up" - Abraham Lincoln
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« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2010, 02:18:58 PM » |
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"A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at."-Bruce Lee
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The man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war, and afterward he turns his rifle in at the armory and believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle and the power the rifle proffered. The cold weight, the buttstock in the shoulder, the sexy slope and fall of the trigger guard. - Anthony Swofford...
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« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2010, 01:18:06 AM » |
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.... It's about learning to dance in the rain. From my good friend Gisella  |
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« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2010, 04:57:42 PM » |
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.... It's about learning to dance in the rain. From my good friend Gisella this is a beautiful quote! one I need to take advice from  |
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"In War, Victory. in Peace, Vigilance. in Death, Sacrifice"
"When you take civilization away from man you don't have man without civilization, you have an entirely different animal" -Simon Clark's "Blood Crazy"
"Time is the king of men, he's both their parent, and he is their
grave, and he gives them what he will, not what they crave."
Pericles, Act II. sc.3. William Shakespeare
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be." Hamlet,
Act IV. Sc. 5. William Shakespeare
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« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2010, 01:11:37 PM » |
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Rain drops keep falling on my head but its a good thing as I like to sing in the rain. -- Mrwinchell  |
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2010, 10:59:49 PM » |
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Do these pants make me look fat? Baby, the pants have nothing to do with it not a quote at all... i just like it |
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« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2010, 08:38:43 AM » |
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"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
"The Iron" by Henry Rollins, article in Details Magazine, January 1993
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"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
"The Iron" by Henry Rollins, article in Details Magazine, January 1993
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Be strong in spirit & equal to our Fathers of old.
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« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2010, 10:40:22 AM » |
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"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
"The Iron" by Henry Rollins, article in Details Magazine, January 1993
One of the best articles ever written. I'm a huge Rollins fan.  |
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RN, B.Sc. Health Promotion and Wellness. Public Health Nurse serving a Great Lakes Native American tribe. Husband and father. Lousy at cards, but with a fair singing voice. Good to have around when the excrement hits the rotating cooling apparatus.
"I worshipped dead men for their strength, forgetting I was strong." (Vita Sackville-West)
“I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with the potential of a superman. I'm living on.” (David Bowie)
"Man fears the beast within the wolf, because he does not understand the beast within himself." (Turtle Island Alphabet)
"Seek not only to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek the things they sought." (Basho)
"[Primal man] is of the soil... he fits into the landscape, for the hand that fashioned the continent also fashioned the man for his surroundings." (paraphrasing Luther Standing Bear)
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« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2010, 06:33:50 AM » |
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One of the best articles ever written. I'm a huge Rollins fan. Also a massive Rollins fan. The articile (as much as I hate when people say things like this) changed my approach to training and in turn my life. I read it a few times a weekwhen I need to. It never loses it's power. |
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"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
"The Iron" by Henry Rollins, article in Details Magazine, January 1993
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« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2010, 09:38:39 AM » |
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Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. -- Homer Simpson
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay! -- Homer Simpson
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2010, 09:13:21 AM » |
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Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Marston
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon-instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today.
-- Dale Carnegie
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2010, 07:27:36 AM » |
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He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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"Those who give up freedom for security, deserve neither"--Ben Franklin
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Samuel Johnson
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« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2010, 08:40:13 AM » |
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -- Helen Keller
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Fight apathy, or not.
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« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2010, 11:13:45 AM » |
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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent.
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The man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war, and afterward he turns his rifle in at the armory and believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle and the power the rifle proffered. The cold weight, the buttstock in the shoulder, the sexy slope and fall of the trigger guard. - Anthony Swofford...
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Take a deep breath.......... Now go agin
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« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2010, 02:04:35 AM » |
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the only way to succeed in any thing, is to give everything |
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« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2010, 09:56:38 AM » |
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"You create your own reality"
Spoken by a co-worker of mine to a girl who always seems to get into fights and complain and whine about it afterwards; not realizing that she is the primary cause of her own pain and unhappiness.
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« Reply #49 on: June 22, 2010, 05:07:20 AM » |
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gratitude is not only the greatest of virtures, but the parent of all others. marcus cicero
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